Pictorial: Something Really Scary

“There’s something really scary about a guy with a knife who just… snaps.” Pinky likes slasher movies, Bluey doesn’t. A simple set-up last used with Maureen and Phil. But Ghostface doesn’t descriminate, so personal genre preference may mean fruitless difference if – nay, when – these perky gals are targeted by the Knife of Doom.

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  1. I`m so curious about their part in this movie!! But I do think it`s just a scene from one of the Stab movies…maybe they`re supposed to be Anna Paquin and Kristen Bell acting in a Stab movie? Like Tori Spelling and Luke Wilson in the first Stab?

  2. I think Pinkey snaps and kills bluey????

  3. I’m very positive that this is a scene from a STAB movie because frankly, that dialogue is soo cheesy I can’t believe it’s Kevin Williamson lol… I hope I’m right.

  4. Yep. AND, I bet it’s the opening scene… which for the first few minutes of the movie will make us all think, “Uh, Scream has gotten really cheesy.” And then after they are both killed in some silly, Saw-style, the screen will flash “STAB 7!” instead of “Scream 4.” Then the camera will pan from what we realize was a t.v. screen to one of the main, actual actresses from the Scream 4 film (sitting on her own couch) who will say: “I can’t believe they’re still making sequels of this crap.” And the screen will immediately cut to the “SCREAM 4″ title screen.

    Lol, At least that’s how I’ve visualized it.

  5. They don’t look like themselves in this scene.
    I can barely tell it’s Kristen and Anna…

  6. And there is NO DOUBT these gals are in the Stab universe.

  7. Not thinking!

    But I think that (and hope) the “Scream 4″ title will show AFTER someone “real” has been killed in the opening! ;) Like Scream 2 and 3. But who knows…NEW DECADE. NEW RULES. lol! :D

  8. It was meant to be “Nice thinking!”…loL!

  9. I think you have a great idea that seems like it could very well be how it all goes down. Even the line about making sequels is funny and meta because, well, Scream 4 is one of those sequels lol. Very Williamson in that type of writing. The only thing I think will be different is that the actual SCREAM 4 titlecard won’t appear until AFTER the “real world” actor/s is killed like in S2 and S3.

  10. There’s something hilarious about these two girls watching a horror (In Stab) and then on the other side, are two real girls sitting on the couch watching them (In Scream) and we (the viewers) are watching all four of them. Very meta indeed. “I can’t believe they are still making sequels to Stab” haha.

  11. I still wish my own theory would come true. They are indeed in a STAB scene, but the actors visit Woodsboro for the “Stab-a-thon” even thing (like a fan convention, almost) and then get their own SCREAM world death scene.

  12. That’s a good idea. They get “fake” stabbed, and then “real” stabbed. I like it.

  13. that’s what happened in scream 3 ya douche!

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